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Why "I am NOT a VOLCANO!"

Why "I am NOT a VOLCANO!"
click the volcano for the due explanation
"In all of living, have much fun and laughter. Life is to be enjoyed, not just endured." — Gordon B. Hinckley
Exaggeration is the spice of life

Book I am Currently Reading: Peter and The Shadow Thief

Monday, May 2, 2011

Catching up on the kid-isms

Mahone: Mom, do you know Utah is an island?
Mahone: Yeah- because of the Salt Lake. people came here on boats, but got lost and went the wrong way. So now, we have Tooele.


Mahone to Scarlet: "Keep ASKING dad until he agrees!!!"


Mahone was wiggling around all over the place, and I asked him what he was doing. His answer: "I'm trying to make my body become even more fantastic."


(After going pee) "Our bodies take water and turn it into gold!"


"And it came to pass that the man with the yellow hat came, and Jesus cried mightily that George should STOP FEEDING THE ANIMALS..."


"Mommy, hurry and get me a bandaid! My owie is leaking."


Scarlet: Lilly, do you know what "service" is?
Lilly: Yes...
Scarlet: Go put these (shoes) in my room.


Brandon: What part of NO don't you understand?
Scarlet: The "O" part.


I'm the three year oldest girl!!!!!


Scarlet: (while taking care of her baby doll with a doctors kit) My baby is sick.
Me: Awwww. What's the matter?
Scarlet: She's crazy.
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